My power cord for my laptop practically lit itself on fire last week and it finally got here! But I'm pissed at best buy because they are stupid and only sent me half of the cord. Bastards. Anyway, that's all. Now, a meme:

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
'It was an extraordinary, humiliating error which reduced the crowd to near silence'

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What are you touching?
A cardboard box

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Bizzare Foods with Andrew Zimmern

4. Without looking, guess what time it is?
5:54

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
5:53 - damn I was close!

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
traffic outside

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
about 10 minutes ago, picking up a UPS package

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
my tacos in the microwave

9. What are you wearing?
Black and blue patterned lounge pants, a blue t-shirt and a baggy sweatshirt

10. When did you last laugh?
Earlier during chem lab, things kept going hilariously wrong

11. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
a lot of random shit, my rose painting, a poster of Johnny Depp on Rolling Stone, a Rocky Horror Picture Show poster, a Chinese scroll, some paper lanterns hanging near the celing, my autographed postcard from Geoffrey Rush, some pirate swords and I think that's about it

12. Seen anything weird lately?
Today, I was at Subway and this weird homeless guy came riding past on a three-wheeled little girl's bike...

13. What do you think of this quiz?
it's different

14. What is the last film you saw?
Zombieland. Amazing!


15. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I would buy a new vehicle and make sure that my family is taken care of before I made any more big purchases for myself.

16. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I found a dead guy once!

17. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would have to get rid of a lot of people

18. Do you like to dance?
I do, I'm just really bad at it.

19. George Bush:
Is a dumbshit

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
I haven't really thought about it. I'm too young to think about kids yet

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Again, not really thinking about it.

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Definitely, the US is one messed up place right now.


23. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
I want him to laugh and be like "OMG wtf was that?!?"